May 24, 2010

Why students can't excel?

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It's not the fault of the student if he doesn't excel, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

#Typical academic year for a student#

Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


Summer holidays- 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing Properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.


1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means15 days.
Days left 81.


Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.


For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.


Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.


That 1 day is your birthday!!!

How can you study on that day???!!!
Balance = 0

So, how can a student excel ??

(^_~)

7 comments:

Adeqq said...

hahahaha. saboo je lah! hoho

-Melissa Rina- said...

wow!! a really2 good and logical excuse XD

starz said...

tipu la dr.effy....sundays are also including in summer...times to sleep, play, talk, movies and etc also include in that sundays and summer...so boleh deduct some hours from there kan...

erm...so...to conclude at least kita ada few days lagi kan??...hahaha...but i don't think student nak buat study kot hari2 yang lebih tu....

*no offence ok...gurau je....pandangan dari seorang student yang jarang2 dapat excel...haha

Effy Saiful said...

haaa bgs2.. pandai.. ada org jmpe jugak loophole akhirnye.. hehehe

just for fun~

Nadhirah Ahmad said...

can I put it in blog?

Effy Saiful said...

sure2

imakubex said...

What do you do if you don't study, I wonder...

;)