Jan 10, 2011

Missionary position - 18sx

(This post is intended for medical students & adults. If you're underage, or a prude, this would be the perfect time to stop reading. If u insist, don't blame me for the explicit content)

Today's lecture was about sexual positions. I'm not sure whether it's really medical related or not that we had to discuss it in class. But that's how 'open' our professors in Al-Azhar university are.

They also talked about erectile dysfunction and masturbation. But i got out of the class after they finished talking about sexual positions to attend to some business (which shall remain secret). Heh~ So, topic masturbation tak sempat attend. Tapi takpe, i already know everything there is to know ;p

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My prof said, medically speaking, missionary position is the best position to do 'it', for several reasons...

1) Eye-to-eye contact.

2) Proper semen deposition into the cervix of the uterus, due to its position, thus increasing the probability of conception.

3) Delaying ejaculation, thus prolonging 'its' duration. (Dunno how. I wasn't really paying attention) ;p

4) More stimulation of the woman's clitoris, which is less achieved in other positions. Plus the presence of G-spot, which is located at the anterior wall of the vagina 3 inches away from the opening.

This is why some people say size doesn't matter. 3 inches are enough to satisfy both parties. So if you're a 3, don't feel bad ok =)

(Ha, ukur la, ukur..)

I know we Asians are not blessed in 'that' department as are other races like Africans & Caucasians. But it's the effort that counts. Don't believe me? Tell me the two largest populations in the world today!

(^^)

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